she uses vaseline IRL

how did i get here. the drain stopped. my kitchen holds a vegan chocolate cake. my head hurts. my camera works. i'm sewing triangular shapes

MAXIMUM character limit met

IRL

encroached/ing on your 'personal space'

IRL/not IRL

oh god

oh god

i hold the right to beat you up IRL

i want throw to cuties at you IRL

i want to smack you with tangerines IRL

you deserve it

IRL